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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Arse Exposure III

So off I go to report my arse problem to the therapist. She is a lovely young lady by the way. I almost hesitate to drop my pants in front of her and her young assistant. But you know what they said, "First time is always the hardest, then it's just business..ho ho ho"
So with me lying face down, therapist and assistant (AT) poke around my left butt..

AT : Pain?

Me : No.. not that spot.. here * Stretch hand behind to feel the spot*

AT : Here? Pain ah....? *Press hard on spot*

Me : Ouch... yeah pain.. *squirm a bit*

AT : Pain ah... *Press hard on spot*

Me: Argh .... yes yes *clench butt muscle*

AT: Ya kah ? *Press harder on spot*

Me : (*___*) ..... mmm

AT: Oh.. Doctor, she said this spot pain oh.. *Press press press*
Me : (T__T)...
T : *Press Press Press on spot* Ok..give her the Russian...
Me : HaR....

You want a massage punk?


No lar, pulling your leg. Its actually a machine that sends electric impulses along your nerves, making them twitch. It was suppose to loosen the nerve. They also administer the Ultra sound on me. Before my injury, I thought ultrasound was only for babies, cysts and fibroid. Now I know better. Apparently the u/sound can deliver heat up to 3cm deep into your skin. Unfortunately my butt is thicker than that. How sad..

Anyway, the routine is pretty much standard for the next 3 weeks. Russian, Ultrasound and massage. They put baby lotion all over my left butt and massage it like a bread dough. The pain receded to a bearable level but still not totally erased. The good thing is my left butt is now smoother than the right butt due to the pampering I had for 3 weeks..

...TBC

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